Laughing our heads off...really..we hadda glue em back on

Ok So caedyn and I were innocently reading thru a Boy's Life..and then it happened......WHAM!
Bad joke attack.
We decided...(after our heads were reattatched) to share with you. here goes.
An usher in a theater notices a man sprawled across three seats.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed only one seat," the usher says.
The man just lies there, so the usher asks "What's your name?"
"Sam," the man replies."
"Where'd you come from, Sam?"
"The balcony."

#2
Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
She ran away from the ball.

#3What do you call a vampire that ligves in the kitchen?
Count Spatula.

#4What item on the lunch menu got fired?
The vegetables. They got canned.

#5 If a rabit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare?

#6 Where do the Sith shop?
Darth Mall