HAPPY B-DAY VINNIE!

Crazy Dream

OK, last night i had what may have been one of the most entertaining dreams I have had in some time. Unfortunatly as i sit here trying to get it written down it is slipping away into the fuzziness that dreams sometimes do.

But

Let me say this. It involved myself, a couple of the South Park kids, Hulk Hogan, A 1/25 size Earth replica that hovered over the Tomorrow Land place, a wedding, Myself driving a go-cart to said wedding, some of my family members, an ex-girlfriend (who was a waitress at the reception) and the topper of it all...Vinnnie.
Vinnie was in control of the reception..he drove a school bus to the thing and kept getting pulled over by mail trucks. At one point he made the ex-girlfriend serve my table exclusivly...I believe his words were "You give this guy whatever he wants, or its yer ass..got it?" And she had to call him Mr. Big.

I don't know if I have ever woke up laughing before this morning.

Laughing our heads off...really..we hadda glue em back on

Ok So caedyn and I were innocently reading thru a Boy's Life..and then it happened......WHAM!
Bad joke attack.
We decided...(after our heads were reattatched) to share with you. here goes.
An usher in a theater notices a man sprawled across three seats.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you're allowed only one seat," the usher says.
The man just lies there, so the usher asks "What's your name?"
"Sam," the man replies."
"Where'd you come from, Sam?"
"The balcony."

#2
Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?
She ran away from the ball.

#3What do you call a vampire that ligves in the kitchen?
Count Spatula.

#4What item on the lunch menu got fired?
The vegetables. They got canned.

#5 If a rabit is raised indoors, would it be an ingrown hare?

#6 Where do the Sith shop?
Darth Mall